It Wasn't Me.

So, from the very first fall at home until his last fall in rehab; my dad has fallen 5 times. He keeps forgetting that he can't stand up on his own, or simply tries to be too independent. After the last fall, they have taken some precautions such as lowering his bed so it is harder for him to get out of bed to begin with, not as far for him to fall, and bringing him out to watch tv by the nurse's station when he wants to sit in his wheel chair, so that he does not attempt to move himself from his chair to his bed again. Then if he does move the nurses are much closer to him.
The nurses and aids have been teasing him because word has gotten around that he has trouble staying in one spot. So yesterday he told them that his evil twin was the one that made him get up, and for Sunday his evil twin was gone, so he wasn't going to stand up THAT day:)